How many pickles were on that thing???

what was... the goal of doing this?

gods walk among men

okay the more i watch this the more convinced i become that there is literally nothing other than pickle slices in that sandwich. no patty or anything, just pickles

I had to share this scene.

tumblr staff rn

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they fucked up the dashboard real good ]

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this year is looking great

enough coffee shop aus. time for ‘the thing’ aus. they are trapped together at a research station in antarctica. everyone stands around tensely while getting a blood test. somebody’s head turns into a spider.

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

>be me

>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up

>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter

>little weird but ok

>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich

>must think i was born yesterday

>clearly a human and not a bot tho

>bored so i keep talking to him

>adds me on snap

>decent snap score

>story basically just rich guy flexing

>still probably fake

>asks me to come to his hotel

>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there

>says he’ll call me an uber

>10% chance he’s legit

>90% chance i’m getting murdered

>win win so i decide to go

>get there, knock on door

>dude in pictures opens it

>absolutely shocked

>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window

>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”

>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting

>not insecure, just thinks they rule

>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before

>like 5k just sitting there

>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich

>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed

>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky

>no job, owns a nice apt

>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys

>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude

>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”

>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars

>say no because there’s no way i can say yes

>kinda like them anyways

>have sex

>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place

>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”

>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist

>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep

>like meeting a modern day dorian grey

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this one is my favorite clickhole quote

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

My brain goes like this

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comic about washing your clothes

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

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I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

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put azula in smash

Happy Out of Touch Thursday 

kurieitibiti:
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UMP 45 & UMP 9 [Girls Frontline]

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[ ace attorney ] pre-trial ritual 👛✨

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